MUM || she’s better than your Mum!
My Mum is better than your Mum!
She let me do all sorts of cool stuff when I was growing up … she let me drink beer at weddings .. she let me have a horse .. and a pet lamb .. and several dogs, birds, cats, turtles and countless fish. She let me have friends over all the time … she let me get a perm [wait I think you made me do that actually] .. she knew to wear eye protection when cutting onions … she is super kind to all people. She is – well – awesome, and I am sure your Mum is too! Mothers are a special breed that hold the world together, that is why we love them SOOO much. Happy Mother’s day Mum, and to all the other Mums out there too.
I ♥ MY MUM!