Monday Musings || by JK No.0001
– I wish there was something like YELP for reviewing human beings – met so and so at a party, fun and interesting, likes doing shots of Russian vodka, really great jacket and shoes, great lay – Five Stars – Whoo Hoo! As good at it gets! – met so and so at a dinner, talked incessantly about his ex and slurped soup – One Star – Eeks! Methinks not! – had seats next to so and so at the Opera, conversation was uninspired but pleasant, props for not giving a fake standing ovation – Three Stars A-Ok! – worked with so and so over the summer, and while not the biggest ass-kisser in the department, she was certainly in the running – Two Stars – Meh. I’ve experienced better. – and so on –
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